Ballad of The Frogman

Been around the world twice.

Talked to everyone once.

Seen two whales fuck.

Been to three world fairs.

I even know a man in Thailand with a wooden cock.

I push more Peter more sweeter and more completer, than any other Peter pushed around.

I’m hard-bodied, hairy-chested, rooting tooting shooting, para’chuting, demolition double-cap crimping frogman.

There aint’t nothing I can’t do.

No sky too high, no sea too rough, no muff too tough.

Learned a lot of lessons in my life.

Never shoot a large-calibre man with a small-calibre bullet.

Drive all kinds of trucks.

Two-bys, four-bys, six-bys.

And those big motherfuckers that bend and,”ssh-ssh” when you step on the brakes.

Anything in life is worth doing is worth overdoing.

Moderation is for cowards.

I’m a lover, I’m a fighter, I’m a UDT Navy SEAL diver.

I’ll wine, dine, intertwine and sneak out the back door when the refueling is done.

So if you’re feeling froggy then you’ll better jump, because this frogman’s been there, done that and is going back for more!

Cheers boys!